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now with 55% less template

I couldn't stand it. Had to make this page look like I wanted it to. Lots of tweaking of an existing Blogger template, yielded the page you see here. I kinda like it, and it fits in with my 'personal homepage' design. Of course I'll continue to mess with it... Now if only I'd post some regular, actual content.

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

-Douglas Adams

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

-Mark Twain

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

-George Carlin

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

-Woody Allen

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

-Arthur C. Clarke

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

-John F. Kennedy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

-Albert Einstein

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.

-Thomas Jefferson

In the absence of will-power the most complete collection of virtues and talents is wholly worthless.

-Aleister Crowley

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

-Steven Wright

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

-Isaac Asimov

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

-Confucius

Do what you think and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

-Richard Bach

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

-Stephen Hawking

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

-Douglas Adams

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