In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
-Mark Twain
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-George Carlin
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
-Woody Allen
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-Arthur C. Clarke
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree
of it.
-Thomas Jefferson
In the absence of will-power the most complete collection of virtues and talents is wholly worthless.
-Aleister Crowley
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
-Steven Wright
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
-Isaac Asimov
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
-Confucius
Do what you think and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't
mind.
-Richard Bach
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
-Stephen Hawking
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.